2 1/2 going on 16!

So I'm trying to straighten up Rylee's room before bed last night as she is parading around in just her undies and a pair of pink shades. I'm not sure what it is about these sunglasses but it makes her grow up by about 14 years whenever she has them on. Not sure if this is the manufacturers fault or what, but there really should be a warning on these things! So here I am asking her to help pick up some of her toys and she puts her hands on her "hips" (they're actually more up by her boobs, she hasn't quite figured out the whole "hip" region yet) and she leans back on one leg, sticks her belly out, and glares at me from her sunglasses. She then gets up on the bed and starts jumping. By this time I'm not looking for a fight, I just want to get to bed so I ignore it. Suddenly she stops jumping and exclaims, "What is my teddy doing on the fricken floor!" And I make note: Note #1, watch what you say around a 2 1/2 year old...